"We were terrified that he'd hate the party, because he craps his pants when he hates a party."
"Ha ha, he's an incontinent moron."
"Let's kill him later."
There are two main types of infomercials. The kind that convince you something with a minor or pointless use is a valuable timesaver, and the kind that wink and nod as they avoid stating what its actually used for, which generally something creepy or perverted.
Obviously the only reason to buy this is to hear compliments from people who were too shy to tell you to your face. And it's disguised as a bluetooth headset so they won't hide their loving thoughts from you.
I'd sell a gag-gift model that injects pre-recorded snippets like "we should kill her soon before she finds out the truth" or "I know you can hear me"...