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Comment count is 25
spikestoyiu - 2009-06-22

This will really help to put a stop to my gang stalking perps.


Lurchi - 2009-06-22

Holy shit, a volume control.

Get those sunglasses with little mirrors on the edges and you'll be really cool.


Jet Bin Fever - 2009-06-22

John's a dick.


Lindner - 2009-06-22

Yeah... but his body is amazing! I wish I could look like that!


chumbucket - 2009-06-22

yeah plus he thinks evolution is scientifically proven! I just couldn't date anyone like that


Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-06-22

"JOHN IS AN ASSWIPE"
Distantly: "fuck youuuuu."


cognitivedissonance - 2009-06-22

At last, Mr. Belding has an edge.


mashedtater - 2009-06-22

Why would one need this to fish?


spikestoyiu - 2009-06-22

Nobody talks more shit than grouper.


Camonk - 2009-06-22

"We were terrified that he'd hate the party, because he craps his pants when he hates a party."
"Ha ha, he's an incontinent moron."
"Let's kill him later."


Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-06-22

In a surprising twist, it turns out his Silver Sonic Stalking System is turned off.


IrishWhiskey - 2009-06-22

There are two main types of infomercials. The kind that convince you something with a minor or pointless use is a valuable timesaver, and the kind that wink and nod as they avoid stating what its actually used for, which generally something creepy or perverted.


fatatty - 2009-06-22

Obviously the only reason to buy this is to hear compliments from people who were too shy to tell you to your face. And it's disguised as a bluetooth headset so they won't hide their loving thoughts from you.


Comeuppance - 2009-06-22

There's another hearing aid commercial on here somewhere, but, goddamned if I can find it.


Comeuppance - 2009-06-22

Found it using "eavesdropping" in the google search:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=49269


erratic - 2009-06-22

or this one

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=49951


undecided - 2009-06-22

ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE SINGULARITY


phalsebob - 2009-06-22

What are those damn kids talking about? Get the Silver Sonic XL and you still won't have a clue.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-06-22

And because it resembles a cell phone ear adapter, everyone will just think you're just a douche instead of a paranoid douche.

Now you can sit in the balcony and hear the orchestra's terrible performance over the audience's mocking laughter.


Ponasty - 2009-06-22

totally.
All you will hear is people talking about how they hate assholes with bluetooth.


badideasinaction - 2009-06-22

I'd sell a gag-gift model that injects pre-recorded snippets like "we should kill her soon before she finds out the truth" or "I know you can hear me"...


fluffy - 2009-06-22

Isn't all hearing sonic?


Rudy - 2009-06-22



Indidan - 2009-06-22




Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-06-22

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I WISH I HAD A SILVER TONIC!


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