For some reason, I always get the Chris Elf mixed up with Chris-Chan and originally assumed the former is some slender, pre-oxycontin addiction version of the latter. Like 1950's Elvis vs. 1970's Elvis.

Alright who tricked this poor kid into thinking he wanted to be on a billboard. Probably the same person who tricked him into posting his mental illness and paper ears on the Youtubes.

-1 for sad.

Future anthropologists, meet your nemesis.

I would do anything in my power to make it possible for Chris to have a 20-second bit that runs before the movie at my local cineplex.

He seems so forlorn. :(

The inability to modulate his voice would be unfortunate if not for his awesome southern accent.