Man, I got nothing, except that as soon as I saw this, my gut reaction was OH MY GOD I HAVE TO POST THIS ON POETV RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Because seriously. It's a stage musical based on He-Man, done Bollywood style. And apparently is part of a serious film, given how intently that one dude was driving his jeep.

Orko.

I'm thinking a lot of you have dreams exactly like this.

The smoking man and the midget intrigue me the most. Is he supposed to be He-Man's animal companion cat thing? Shit that's Thundercats never mind.

All those shows were campy and bad, so they blend together in my memory. Seriously, what part's the midget?

Also, this went on without change for about 2 minutes longer than it theoretically should have.

This director needs to work on music/rhythm games.

Disco-Skeletor.

Evil Lynn is saucy.

Putting this in context would not and could not improve on this

I don't think this is part of the Filmation canon.

Oh my god, is there a rule for everything having a Bollywood equivalent too?

Evil Lynn looks like a hot version of Julie Brown and is now the star of the show. I approve.

Fuck CATS, I want to see this.

4 stars for orco, extra star for the guy swallowing the cork at 1:29.
I don't know why.

Is that Ron Jeremy looking on?

Those are some Skeletornate costumes they're wearing for their dinner theatre Skeletorgy in front of that Skeletoriental idol.

That guy with the cigarette is the worst Skeletor ever!

Bollywood made this whole movie for about how much they paid Christian Bale's pedicurist on Terminator.

This is actually from a pretty typical Indian gangster drama.

I really want that Skeletor statue, just to have around

Why is this being performed in a titty bar? I mean, look at the stage.

And the Boscar for Best Editing goes to.....

He-Man skipped leg day