Pretty sure this is a dupe, but the video's no longer working on the original.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=48345

This had me at "third eagle of the apocalypse."

When did Dr. Breen become born-again?

This guy reminds me of Patrick McManus, outdoorsman satirist and former editor of Field & Stream:
http://www.tantor.com/AuthorImage/McManus_P.jpg

Barack Obama is the King of the South? What?

"The leopard, of course, is the United States of America."

That is awesome crazy. Like towering nutty-fucker loopfroot crazy.

Putin Vs Obama!

Five stars for leaving himself an out for his prophecy. "if enough people pray, the damage may be lessened..." That's smarter than a few people who made predictions that left no wiggle room for getting out of a failed prediction.

Of course, it also means he knows he's talking completely made up crap.

The anti-james randi