Pretty sure there are no furry snails, and this is confusing as hell, so 5 stars.

that was fucking awesome.

I don't think snails have tits

There's so much of her mother in her face. God, Ingrid was a hell of an actress.

Oh! and Snails... yes, snails... umm.. boobs.

Isabella Rossellini is so awesome.

Is that a big snail fart at 0:39?

She makes learning about gross animals fun, and erotic. Bravo!

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This could not have been any more awesome.

oh my god the universe is beautiful

best one yet.

I hope you're both very happy, Mom and Grandma. By refusing to let me get a kitty, you drove me to keep swarms of these little sado-masochistic freaks as pets instead.

YOU PUT YOUR DISEASE IN ME

Did it seriously take that many people to make that?

Well then.

Every time I look at Isabella Rossellini I have to make sure I'm not actually looking at Dave Foley in drag.

Looks like we're clear to go here, people.