i can't really describe the reaction i had when watching this.

pure evil, right here.

My good god, the Republicans are turning into a Death Cult.

The worst attack the terrorists can make on the United States is... to not attack the United States

If a major US city (on the coast) isn't destroyed, then the liberals will stay in charge, which could lead to another 9/11, so everyone pray for an attack, so conservatives can get back in charge, so that way their won't be an attack. Pray hard now, because even though the whole basis for this reasoning is that liberals make a terror attack inevitable, we have to be very scared of the consequences if there isn't one.

What we need is another terrorist attack to convince us to protect ourselves from terrorist attacks. what?

this really is the sort of thing that needs to be forwarded to everyone you know...

/the melting pot of America needs more violence :(

i take moral comfort in knowing that even in the darkest days of the bush administration, no high-profile liberal talking head ever wished for another fucking attack.

so has this Michael Scheuer retard become a regular on Beck's show?

Kinda scary, actually.

Oh great, now we're going to have to watch this played out with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures...

Leonard: Listen brothers, the only way we're going to be accepted by New York is if we pray that Krang blows up the Empire State Building!!!

Micheal: COWABUNGA!!!

Raphael: PIZZA TIME!!!

Donatello: *face-palm*

I'm just surprised it took this long for one of them to finally have the balls to essentially admit that 9/11 was the best thing that ever happened to the modern GOP.

Also:

"WITH AS MUCH VIOLENCE AS NECESSARY."

This quote needs to become famous. It needs to make the rounds everywhere, until it's the new Mission Accomplished.

Not surprising. I think this dude just verbalized what every neo-con and hard-right winger has believed for years

They focus on the differences between the united states and other countries, they fear people of other religions and other races, and they are war fetishists. They are unevolved tribalists and savages and they are the antithesis of progress and enlightenment. The KKK and the militiamen and their kind have been pushed out of the mainstream, so they refocused their fear and hatred towards "Ay-rabs" and "MOO-zlims" and retrenched just far enough to rejoin the national debate.

But the differences are cosmetic.

jeez, pure evil right there, unadulterated.

thus, stars

I was wrong about the Right slowly losing their shit.

Ain't nothin' slow about it.

Also, Dr. Marvin Monroe has been a real asshole since the career change.

I thought bin Laden wouldn't attack us because Bush did such a good job protecting us, after failing utterly to protect us. Now we're vulnerable, but he won't attack us because we're too vulnerable.

Hoooooooooly shit.

That's some real crackerjack reasoning there, cap'n.

Wow.

Yeah, keep saying shit like this and America will wonder why they ever fell out of love with you!

You fucking pricks.

Our enemies: Mexicans, Media, Europeans
Our allies: Al-Qaeda

gotcha

oh, wtf.

Glenn Beck is a regular Vizzini the Sicilian.

Miserable shit can't even keep a straight face while saying it.

But what can they attack now? The WTC was the perfect target for the Rs, it was full of liberal New Yorkers and Foreigners, people they'd never miss.

Surely even right-wingers can no longer stomach FOXNews, right?

The part at the end was a nice touch. If we remain safe, that is a part of Osama Bin Laden's evil plan to destroy America. He would never do the right thing, and kill thousands.

What the hell.

The great thing is, since they have no power anymore, they've gone from planning and executing terrorism to just begging for it.

"Please, terrorists, reinforce our power, just like that one time we helped you to."

I cannot summon a witty response. I do want to write something here pithy and glib, but instead I'm just sitting here wondering if we could somehow pretend it was constitutional to put Glenn Beck in jail for this.

Pure evil.

Amazing.

How is this freak and his pals on network TV? WTF America?

...

Glen Beck makes Bill O look like a journalist.
You realize all this has come about because Ted Turner thought 24 hour news was a good idea. Ive met him twice. If i meet him again I will kick him in the nuts and give him a copy of this video.

beautiful

What a fucking scumbag. I mean literally, "bag of semen".

... it's as if millions of people watched this and suddenly got diagnosed with Tourrette's Syndrome.

fffffffffffffffffff. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

What a bunch of crybaby Republicans.

Who would ever have thought that one day being a traitorous sack of shit would mean you were a patriot.

Barbie-Man is suddenly a lot less fucking boring.

Jesus fuck.

While we're at it have Osama send some terrorists down to New Orleans to kill off anyone still stuck in that depressing quagmire. We can turn it into a landfill for our beer receptacles and pill bottles. America is okay with genocide in it's own nation? What's new?

Gross.

My only theory is this- Republicans are great at capturing a demographic and playing to their fears and desires. Beck is playing to the schizophrenic and alcoholic sector of American politics. This sounds like inane gibberish to us, but if you were a soggy nutter you'd be sitting on the edge of your seat in giddy excitement that someone has the balls to come out and expose the Truth. That's the only explanation I can conceive of to explain not why Beck is such an asswipe, but why someone (with presumably more cunning) would employ the fucktard.

Why do they hate America so much?

It amazes me to no end that some one out there isn't putting a stop to this kind of disruptive and dangerous kind of programing. I don't want to hear that it's their right or something. This is seriously destroying our country.

There aren't enough dicks to shove into this guy's body.

If you hate America so much Glenn Beck, why don't you just leave?

Dear Glenn Beck and Michael Scheuer,

I WILL CHOKE YOU UP GOOD AND PURPLE AND THEN CARVE UP YOUR HONKY ASS ON THE AMERICAN FLAG WITH MY UNFLAGGING ERECTION

YOUR NAMES ARE NOW MRS AND DR FUCKMOUTH LEGALLY

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH DOGSHIT IN GOD'S GREAT CREATION TO PUT INTO YOUR MOUTH AND FACE BUT BY GUM WE WILL KEEP LOOKING AND CRAMMING

SCIENTIFICALLY YOU HAVE THE BRAINS AND RIGHTS OF A WORN OUT REALDOLL AND WILL BE TREATED AS SUCH BY THE JAPANESE OLYMPIC FREESTYLE RAPE SQUAD

AFUHADLKFU:@^@U*G967gjl;avbGYLFQF&)*#TV

Yours in Christ,
NovaPolice

Wow. What twisted logic.

Glenn Beck is a hero and a genius. In 5 more years when he takes off his mask and reveals himself to be Andy Kaufman in disguise we'll all get to have a good laugh.

Cena_Mark's absence from this comment thread is duly noted. He missed an excellent trolling opportunity; one wihick may not occur again for another, oh, half an hour.

This was filmed in 2000 right guys? Guys?

(Sobbing.) I'm sorry. It's just that I love my country, and I fear for it.

Newsflash: Obama just killed bin Laden. I wish I could taste your tears.