Zero Punctuation : The Sims 3

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Comment count is 39

chairsforcheap

- 2009-07-01

OH YAHTZEE YOU'RE STILL COOL
ALSO: LADIES HE IS STILL NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!

CornOnTheCabre

- 2009-07-01

scathing!

IrishWhiskey

- 2009-07-01

Caps lock makes stupid things funny. Same with smiley face icons.

I've tried to get into the Sims before, and enjoy it while making the house and building the characters. But the second I have to do things like work, wash dishes and exercise, I look around and wonder why I'm doing in a videogame the things I am playing it to avoid.

chairsforcheap - 2009-07-01

NO IT DOESN'T IT JUST MAKES ONE STARRING MORE OBNOXIOUS AND LEADS TO COMMENTS FUNFIGHTS

chairsforcheap - 2009-07-01

i fucking hate yahtzee for every single detail of his persona btw.

glasseye

- 2009-07-01

That's because you're a retard.

baleen

- 2009-07-01

pyooo pyooo pyoooo

baleen - 2009-07-01

admittedly this wasn't that bad and it doesn't deserve my ratings, I just don't have time to play games and I hate people that do.

Sputum

- 2009-07-01

Baleen is starting to 1 star videos for the same reason Kim-Jong Il threatens to launch ICBMs at people. Are you okay, bud?

chairsforcheap - 2009-07-02

nah he actually thinks i'm rad and is trying to copy my 1 starring
he thinks i am a member of the show radgirls

Sudan no1

- 2009-07-02

that would be some stunning insight if this was a sims 1 review

zatojones

- 2009-07-01

i bet yahtzee can get any fat, computer game playing chick he wants

spikestoyiu

- 2009-07-01

Couldn't even make it all the way through.

Pillager

- 2009-07-01

Your loss.

GravidWithHate

- 2009-07-01

Most mysogynists aren't gay, for pretty much the same reasons most of the virulent homophobes are. Hatred tends to be provoked by something you fervently desire being either inaccessible or shameful.

That pat statement leads me to believe that believe Yahtzee is sexually attracted to the Sims and all Sims style games.

fourthguy

- 2009-07-01

Let's not forget Sonic the Hedgehog!

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-07-01

It reminds him of himself and his own failed dreams and desires. You're right.

Welcome to the only game in town.

Sick Man - 2009-07-01

you are a squawking parrot with pot tits, BBBS

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-07-01

but but but everybody accuses me of being thin :(

RomancingTrain

- 2009-07-01

But he also hates effeminate JRPG characters, your theory is flawed.

memedumpster

- 2009-07-01

He sounded like he'd been yelling a lot before writing the review.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme

- 2009-07-01

He kind of hit the existential nail on its head with this one.

kelpfoot

- 2009-07-02

I too enjoy it when game reviews impart a deep sense of philosophical crisis.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2009-07-01

The lack of a trilby in The Sims 3 will be remembered as its greatest failure.

Sick Man

- 2009-07-01

Misogyny is no barrier to getting some pussy, Mr. Croshaw.

Syd Midnight

- 2009-07-01

Not one of his best but I blame the game. I was personally stunned when he said "walkabout" because it reminded me that he's slowly turning into an Australian.

poorwill - 2009-07-01

Seanbaby did Sims 3 article that was really good and he isn't funny anymore also, so the blame lies squarely at the foot of Yahtzee.

voodoo_pork - 2009-07-01

Um, he is Australian?

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-07-01

British-born, Australian-based.

Dr Dim

- 2009-07-01

No he isn't, he has an English accent.

I really liked this one. I look forward to him progressively losing his shit and airing his personal neuroses instead of talking about games.

Syd Midnight - 2009-07-02

Yeah he's a British ex-pat. And Seanbaby was funnier because Seanbaby spent the whole article abusing Sims.

Yahtzee torturing Sims while cursing them like an angry God would have been better, he should have done that instead of an interview.

RockBolt

- 2009-07-01

It was the middle of the night when I was watching my sims watch tv that I came to pretty much the same conclusion

Tuan Jim

- 2009-07-01

I chortled.

a flaming monkey - 2009-07-01

Why doesn't he review virtual monopoly instead?

Huskerdu324

- 2009-07-02

He covers all of the reasons why I was never able to get into The Sims perfectly.

Xenocide

- 2009-07-02

DAVE SIM: GAME REVIEWER

This is one of the best ones he's done, if only because the "work/sleep routine" bit perfectly encapsulates why I hate The Sims.

Syd Midnight - 2009-07-02

It's like that one review where he got really racist, but seemed to get it out of his system

Man Who Fights Like Woman

- 2009-07-03

I laughed until a single tear ran down my cheek. People who didn't like this review are probably CHUDs.

FineFilter - 2009-07-03

Is it just me or does this guy talk fast? Hahahsl;kfjsl;dkafjl;aksjfdasdjkfl;k

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