An Open Letter to Glenn Beck:

Dear Mr. Beck,

YOU. ARE. NOT. A. COMEDIAN.

Regards,

Toenails.

Oh god! Oh god! There's a progressive arm in the senate! How can we stop it?!

Even Norm Coleman wasn't arguing he had won more votes than Franken. His argument was that because precincts used different standards for counting votes, there should be a do-over.

I honestly wonder if these people are that deluded, or they know that their whole job is to keep the delusion alive for others.

Are they suggesting that a democrat stole the election?

Om nom nom nom. Delicious cheese and whine.

HA HA

This whole thing is probably going to be the peak of Franken's political career.

I bet Glenn Beck can't do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HfcrqXtxOM

Help us Obi Osama bin Laden, you're our only hope!

Well, of course Franken cheated. It's not like a lot of democrats have been winning elections lately or anything.

Not getting what you want = Evil conspiracy.

I find it so laughable that the Republicans are so frightened of a filibuster-proof majority. It's got to be easy to divide them. They are characteristically unorganized. I would be 100 times more frightened if the Republicans had a veto-proof majority.

Tastes delicious, but I want more.

Glenn Beck was clearly fishing for fans to email him, telling him that he would make a great senator.

Here's to those emails convincing him to run!

These motherfuckers man.

Mr. Beck:
Is a comedian for a senator almost as bad as an actor for president?

What about an action movie star for governor?

How about a talk radio host who dictates government policy?

An actor that made a comedy movie with a fucking chimpanzee.

PS: Unfortunately, you need 60 votes to pass anything anymore, and you will never get all 60 of these "D" senators to vote together on anything.

Someone should start a grassroots campaign to mail these pundits small tubes of Vagisil

Glenn Beck looks like the love child between Rodney Dangerfield and the auto pilot from Airplane! Shine on, Glenn.

I hate this shit. But seriously... Media Matters? Baaarrrrfffff

I like Rush's best. Rush, you do know that Minnesota state law required the recount for Coleman's "victory" right? Of course you do; you're just patently and disgustingly dishonest.

In my heartiof hearts, I do not believe Sean Hannity has a heart.