It was time when everthimng was medivel and Richard was goed to war against hte Crusades. The British was in terrible state wheres Prince John was make bad ruler and he order arounding of Sherif of Nottinghum who oppress the people. So Robin Hood was to rob the trich and steam money to give to poor so he became an hero to teh emprovished with Married Men and one gyu he come from teh middl eastd who helph him and taht was arab morgan freedman.
Robin hood wins t3h terunament with lucksty bow and in an disguies. The other people did ntot hit the target so they were eliminerated. Crowds were speeckles so Robin Hood was sayed, "Ha ha I am Robin Hood" and eveyrone was amazing!
But times were change so farst in blink of eye he maust make the combat. The Sherfi sayed, "ha ha you can't beat me this time"
"undecide THAT" sayed Robin as he was readied the longbow but before he could shoot hte Sherif's army comes but wasn't army it was _Cthulhu_!
Cthulhu charge with his laser sword and then Robin Hoods try to shoot at him with arrows but the sword breaks the arrows with easy!
"What is weapon! I understands nothing" sayed Robin. Frier Tuck and Little John ran away so it was up to Rolbin. Robin putted two arrows into the bow at once and fired twice that turn thanks to his manyshot feat. Cthulhu could only block one arrow and the other killed him in the eye hole.
Then Horray! Robin saved teh day and went with Maid Mario and then got married andhda sex.
Thanks to you, I will forever think of Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as "them tits from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". When I think of her at all. Which is not much, I'll be frank.
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