I want to take a loaf of break and tear off pieces and throw them into her pond.

dih ain poduh habbuh

Dis ain posda happen


I get the feeling the swollen lips aren't impairing her speech as much as her life has impaired her speech.

:(|)

What makes this video so funny is she's using the exact same rhetorical speak you use to talk to a small child or a puppy.

On the bright side, your strange deformity is perfect for sullen pouting.

Get this lady an oversized hat with eyeholes cut out!

Yes, those are obviously the effects of time.

"Can you see my lip?"

No, no... no. Not at, I mean, whatever are you talking about?

Guess what bitch? No more shellfish for you. Get fucked.

She can't go outside like that, but she can upload a video of herself like that to the Internet? What the fuck is with people and the Internet?

Had a girlfriend in college that ended up looking just like this a couple of hours after eating a slice of Celeste pizza. Must've been a mild allergic reaction to something on the pizza, but not severe enough to cause anaphylaxis. Lips were back to normal the next day. She was not as amused about it as I was.

She wanted to blow up a bus, but burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

Mumps?

Am I the only one that doesn't see this as something bad? I like where this is going.

I dunno, mee'sa kinda likes it!

if cinema had less quentin tarentino and more franz kafka the world would be a better place

"It's four in the morning, and you are a duck"

AH HA HA HA

just as I was starting to laugh she said this isn't funny and it actually freaked me out for a second.