Wait -- the world is *literally* an oyster? You learn something new every day, I guess.

I couldn't understand any of that, but good on the spokesperson for doing an incredible job of mirroring Palin's thick haze of bullshit obfuscation and platitudes.

Palin knows what's best for Alaska: her not being governor

The best possible Christmas present I could get in 2012 is that Palin becomes a GOP frontrunner.

The sports analogy is incongruous as a team isn't elected governor, one person is. That's the best they could come up with? I love how Cooper treats it as the inanity it is.

"We all have the same common hoop..."

That was the most concentrated bullshit I've ever heard.

This poor spokeswoman is scrambling to do her job, but what she doesn't know is that her job no longer exists. Polish up that resume lady, and if I were you I would leave the least couple years off of it. Say you had a baby or something.

I wouldn't call this "ripping" - more like "Anderson Cooper can barely tolerate his own job".

"I think she IS leading, Anderson. By refusing to lead."

I love how Palin's own main talking point here is "she's doing what's best for Alaska," thereby admitting that Alaska will be better off without her.

They cut away from Anderson because every time that woman opened her mouth after the first minute, he kept putting the muzzle of the gun he keeps under his desk- against the side of his head.

Anderson Cooper seems to be blinking "K-I-L-L" in Morse code towards the end.

Fluffy sitcom logic meets the cold, heartless rationalization of reality.

To distill: I'm not running for re-election, I just quit. I will lead by not leading. That makes me a good person! I will reward Alaska for electing me by fucking off! Also ... send me money so I can be president.

Also, after passing, the fucking point guard doesn't walk out of the fucking gym.

Fucking mong sister of Coulter.

CUNT.

(the stars are for the hatefulness that is speeding my application for permanent residency elsewhere)