although E.T. for Atari is known in most circles as the Worst Game Ever, others consider this to be the worst ever. If we consider it with musical parameters instead, E.T. for Atari = "Playing with Fire;" Bokosuka Wars is at least a solid "Metal Machine Music"

It actually looks like Colecovision.

You have to walk 600 meters.

from wikipedia:

King Suren's forces have been captured and turned into trees and rocks by King Ogereth. King Suren has to release his warriors from trees and rocks, and defeat King Ogereth's forces.

this looks more like a 'chinese democracy'

Titular line.

You know I was a stowaway in the Bokosuka wars.

Not even a tool-assisted speedrun can make this game interesting.

I feel disghusted just watching this.

Actually that SpeedRun is pretty interesting. Have never seen it before. I suppose it's kind of like life, just avoid conflicts and leave your friends behind in order to succeed.