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Nowadays Ronald will shove fries down your throat if you don't smile.
because that's Lou Ferrigno under that wig
He did it? I'm gonna have to take your word on that, Ron.
Their screams of joy convinced me. YEEAAAAHHHH!
NO sea terrorist, you can't have a burger until u smile.
I used to have a recurring nightmare that Mayor McCheese wanted me to eat his head.
Mayor's wobbling nose should not exist
SMILE OR I'LL CUT YOU
Ronald was so normal then.
I seem to remember he used to place magic cheeseburgers on his crotch and offer them to kids. Pretty sure their parents wouldn't like that if they knew.
5 for the smoothed out jams at the end.
In the day and age of this here Internet, this commercial comes off as a pedo PSA gone horribly wrong. "Don't let clowns, pirates, or.... wobbly 'nosed' food horror take pictures of your kids."
"How about a cheeseburger for me?" "Oh, not until you learn to smile." "Don't you know I've had a stroke yar bastards!"
I sort of miss the old McDonaldland commercials. Unfortunately, Sid & Marty Kroft pretty much sued them out of existence.
RAN DAN DOOOOOOOOOH
Why are the cheeseburgers he's handing out square?