Oh, you know, woman stuff. It's probably a tampon made of shoes, or a bucket full of equal pay, or some vagina polish, or something.

I'm too choked up laughing to conjure stars.

I'll do it for you.

"Bucket full of equal pay" is worth stars equal to the video itself.

How does one apply vagina polish anyhow?

Equal stars for Xenocide and this clip.

Happiness.

That's what they're selling.

It seems I am constantly giving 5 stars to Xenocide.

"Women always knew that a change of clothes makes us powerful" I've never understood these commercials. Showing close-ups of hot women is supposed to make women want to buy apparel? I mean I know what it makes me want to... er... I mean I know how it makes me feel.