i love the man, but i doubt he can afford the child support that me being pregnant would entail.

Ze Frank is a talentless miserable man who ranks up there with Rocketboom and BoingBoing and KXCD or whatever that horrible stick figure comic is called on the "popular on the internet but will never ever ever do anything that is actually meritorious or worthwhile because they simply don't have any real skill or sense of humor and they are just smart enough to realize it" crowd.

In conclusion, go fuck yourself if you're reading this, Ze Frank, and I hope you get hit by a bus and die of bleeding in your brain.

Great. Now my finger has an STD.

Good thing I surf the web wearing rubber gloves.

Now I've got a finger print on my screen.

I can't believe Ze Frank isn't a linked tag.