zatojones  - 2009-07-15
7th chakra huh?
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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-07-15
I didn't realize Carl Winslow was one of Jesus' disciples.
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Udderdude - 2009-07-15
Yeah, Jesus really needs to ditch the red, white and blue robe.
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KillerGazebo - 2009-07-16 I just downloaded and installed the game. Turns out you can either have the characters set to their default look or you can select randomize. In my case, this gave me a Jesus as portrayed by a seventy year old shirtless guy in purple Hammer pants.
The weird thing is that the character creation settings let you make people anything from 1' to 10' tall, so you get to travel around a first century Arabia populated by midgets, giants, female disciples, and virgin fathers.
It's a horrible RPG prominently featuring a 'break game' button. Go and download.
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Oldmacho - 2009-07-15
0:58, looks like a damned Bosch painting.
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Species - 2009-07-16
I can't decide if i would love this game, or get horribly bored.
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SharpHawk - 2009-07-16
What are the odds of /v/ and poeTV both bringing this game up at the same time?
Ok, pretty high, but still.
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Riskbreaker - 2009-07-16
"I'm not a serpent that bites, but i do HISS!"
Wait, that's in the bible? Sounds like taken from a lost script for some 80s Arnold/Stallone movie.
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TeenerTot - 2009-07-16 *Jesus puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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ponpoko - 2009-07-16
I'm pretty sure it's not intentional, but I love the disciple's confused eyerolling after Jesus finishes telling him about the proper chakras to meditate upon when beating ass.
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Grace Mugabe - 2009-07-16
Furious muppet eyes
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Sputum - 2009-07-16
I couldn't make out that last word at 1:00 in.
"Don't think that I have come to bring 'peace'. I have come to bring CHANGE - and change requires..." I'm going to pretend Jesus says 'KARATE!!' there.
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