Theme song performed by the Gamera Fan Club chorus.

"Hooperman"?

Hindu Man is kind of fat...

Superman: musical tour guide to all the world's greatest landmarks.

Hooperman's an ass.

fuck yeah, hooperman! he's my cousin!

Faster than a speeding rickshaw, able to leap... sacred cows? I got nothing.

You take a girl into low orbit, she's gonna burn up on re-entry if she doesn't suffocate first.

I love you, Bollywood. I hope you never change.