The helicopter overhead lets us know that bad things are afoot.

Whatever event that was, he ruined it.

That's his job. It's what he's paid to do.

i hate people so fucking much right now

I want to hire this thing to crash parties.

The video stopped where it did because at that point the helicopter pilot -- looking out as he panned around the area -- saw what was going on, thought, "I've done things I'm not proud of: cheated on my wife, molested that Downsy boy next door, ate Cheetos out of a shared bag after not properly wiping my ass. But this... if redemption is possible, then this...", and augered in.

Someone had to paint his back. This person has a support group.

Shouldn't he be wearing the dalmatian makeup?

he shoulda lifted his leg and taken a leak on Birkenstock there

kill it with .......

Somewhere, watching in the crowd is a 4 year old boy. Thirty years into the future, this boy is a world famous dog-murderer.