I would enjoy the comical results of straight-edge old white men doing crack for the first time.

"We're gonna put on frilly pink dresses and suck each other off. Metaphorically."

Wow. Sessions look like Howdy Doody gone gray. Is he made of plastic or something?

I think i need to get my eyeballs reset in their sockets. I think they just bulged out of place.

Much funnier than that Al Franklin one.

Is he related to Williams S. Sessions?

Thus, with a mere slip of the tongue, the chief opponent of the Sotomayor confirmation undoes his argument by doing the exact same thing.

This guy is absolute, bottom of the barrel, makes-my-skin-crawl filth. He has consistently voted against any and all civil rights issues that have come before him, he defended the Confederate flag being prominently displayed in public spaces in Alabama, and he privately refers to all black men, peer or not, as "Boy".

Ugh.

Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions III likes his drugs WHITE, sir!