"Give 100% infallible no..."
"Let me just stop you right there."

Short answer: they're idiots

i asked my pastor this when i was eight

answer? "he just was"

there you have it folks

The current apologetics answer is: "God is beyond any form of human science or law therefore he exists in a way you can't comprehend so it's impossible to prove he exists in a way a human would understand."

>>>The current apologetics answer is: "God is beyond any form of human science or law therefore he exists in a way you can't comprehend so it's impossible to prove he exists in a way a human would understand."

Well that's true. Making the score Believers 0 Atheists 0.

I'm an agnostic. And since I can logically prove that God either exists or doesn't exist, I WIN!

I can understand reasons for doing so. Its so stupid it hurts, utterly pointless, better read than spoken, something we've heard a million times, and boring.

Still, on the basis that this is Portal of Evil, and this brainwashed nonsense is definately that...

StanleyPain
Same useless Christian garbage. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE UNIVERSE THEREFORE ALL SCIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE IS WRONG (but, btw, it was an invisible man did it all and I know this as fact because I do)


Apparently the same useless Christian garbage is 5 star material. I sat through till question 4 or so and realized it wasn't entertaining me in any way.

Christian garbage is easily worth 5 stars when presented in this manner. Do you understand POE?

lol its EVIL

This was tedious. It was the same useless garbage, some have said. Divinely inspired bananas make me laugh. This didn't.

thebaronsdoctor: So you support the death penalty?

Creationist: Yes I do.

thebaronsdoctor: Name me one good thing that has came out of the death penalty.

Creationist: *thinks for a moment* Why, Jesus of course! :)

thebaronsdoctor: Oh, I didn't know you were there for the crucifixion.

Creationist: Well, I wasn't actually _THERE_...

thebaronsdoctor: I don't understand. If you weren't there, how can you know it happened???

Creationist: Fuck you faggot. I'm praying for your soul.

thebaronsdoctor: :DDDDDD~~~~~~~~~

I like how he kicks it off with a reference to Death Note, a show where one of the main themes is "God does not care about you, and he may as well not exist because there is no afterlife."

"I would like to know where we are going to go for dinner tonight?"

question 1. Would you like to go to Chili's?

If your answer is no, question 1A - Is it because I have previously gotten us kicked out of Chili's for using my overly elaborate method of questioning our waitress on the subject of "What is good today?"

If your answer is yes, question 1A-B - Can you think of a restaurant to which the following question could not be applied in an equally valid manner?

If your answer is yes, question 1A-C - Where? (give 100%, infallible, non-opinionated, empirical proof on where it exists today)"

allcaps must be pretty dumb. He one starred it.

Hyuk Hyuk.

Hey let's make a video about how dumb allcaps is! We can all five-star it and stroke each other's cocks at the same time!!!

You don't really understand POE, do you?

This site was built on stupid people saying stupid things. And Im sick of all the cat videos.

This site was built on stupid people saying and doing hilarious things. Setting themselves on fire. Jumping off of roofs. Asking people with shattered tailbones what's wrong.

Anyone who sits and rubs himself through the entire 7-8 minutes of this and then thinks "this is the good shit" is a tedious fucker.

>>I want some people hurting their balls. And some cute animals. I WANT SOME CUTE ANIMAL BALLS IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW.

They have those on the internet, you know.