hey, remember you're on a mission to raise your intelligence to 38% by 18:00...glad the game gives you reminders like that when you're in the middle of a prison fight
I would have thought showing up to court without a shirt would really have hurt Prisoner S-010's case. I guess I have a lot to learn about the justice system!
Prisoners wandering freely through huge rooms filled with deadly weapons, guards pummeling each other for no reason, terrorist attacks, vengeful amputees.
I'm just going to give him the benefit of the doubt on the realism thing.
WHY THERE A POOL CUE AND NO MOTHAFUCKIN POOL TABLE! THIS AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE WHEN I WAS IN PRISON YO. WE HAs FUCKIN DREAMCAST UP IN THAT BITCH HOLLAA, 6:32 BE EXACTLY LIKE WHEN I WUZ LOCKED UP IN DA JOINT. IF ANY O MA HOMIES BE ON POETV .COMz FROM TILLAMOOK COUNTY JAIL REPRESENT FOOLS
So what button do you push to quote great works to the guards? Surely you don't expect me to play the whole game without a chance to received a golden .45 that shoots Zeus' lighting.