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MurgatroidMendelbaum

- 2009-07-19

On the one hand, I didn't care for the movie itself. On the other hand, I know a dozen guys who were born to play the douche-bag "best friend" character.
En Espanol tambien!

MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2009-07-19

Or you know, Chinese. Something.

sliggy

- 2009-07-19

This was the only good scene in the movie.

Harveyjames

- 2009-07-19

but this was really bad ; _ ;

themilkshark

- 2009-07-19

3 stars for "Impotent Rage of the Office Worker" tag, 2 stars for validating my fears that Wanted was truly a piece of shit that Morgan Freeman stepped in on the way to marry his granddaughter. This movie looks fucking retarded.

Boxhead - 2009-07-19

The comic-book this was based on was mean-spirited ass-fuckery. A Garth Ennis story without the wit.

The movie removed the mean, but lost most of what made the original interesting.

FABIO - 2009-07-19

Holy shit, you weren't kidding about the comic. Tucker Max the serial killer who really hates black people.

I wonder if casting Morgan Freeman as the leader was a jab at the horrible author.

FABIO - 2009-07-19

and way to rip off your opening from Watchmen, you fucking hack asshole.

FABIO - 2009-07-19

Awful movie. You can stop watching after the first 5 minute sniper scene.

The first half is Maxim presents: Fight Club. After that it's 80s training montages, with tons and tons of the movie being devoted to showing the main character learning sniper tactics, studying files on targets, studying building layouts, all to supposedly come up with some super sniper plan to take down the bad guys...

...only for the last scene at the bad guy base to be the single most retarded thing ever.

pastorofmuppets

- 2009-07-20

This movie does not deserve to have its spoilers kept safe.

There's a list of people that need killing. The killers are on it. According to Morgan Freeman's character, anyway.

Angelina Jolie somehow shoots a bullet through everybody in the room. They are standing in a circle around the protagonist guy who's like a cross between an anti-hero and Dagwood.

Stog

- 2009-07-19

DUDE BRO THAT WAS SOME MEAN FUCKING SHIT BRO

BRO DUDE

DUDE BRO DUDE

fluffy

- 2009-07-19

I like how people actually believe that you can curve bullets because of this piece of shit movie.

Hooker

- 2009-07-19

REAL people believe this, or just manchildren?

pastorofmuppets - 2009-07-20

They have an excellent turn radius as well.

Aubrey McFate

- 2009-07-19

I liked it, if only because it's the ultimate dumb shooty middle class power fantasy movie.

Also the lack of any pretense. Hence scenes like this one.

chairsforcheap - 2009-07-19

"Falling Down?"

socialist_hentai

- 2009-07-20

i think chairs just got a critical strike

Aubrey McFate - 2009-07-20

I admit, I haven't seen all of Falling Down. Once I do it will probably take the top spot.

PegLegPete

- 2009-07-20

The whole weaving thing got me. Stupidest shit I'd seen in a long time, topping even this scene.

8bitwintermute - 2009-07-20

Best of all was the multi-stage bullet, like it's a rocket or something

infinite zest - 2009-07-20

wanted was kind of fucking awesome.

Blue - 2012-04-26

This movie made me feel like I brought a dick three sizes too big to the theater. The protagonist is such a pathetic individual. If you don't like that your girlfriend is sleeping with other people, fucking talk to her, you big baby. Oh, and before you smash this guy with a keyboard maybe you should at least pretend to have just found out. The fact that you let this guy plow your girlfriend and took it like a little bitch is something you should be deeply embarrased about and should probably keep to yourself.

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