AFTAB! Shouldn't she be protecting kids from Giant Trolls!?

I can't believe that kids think those are real.
I mean. I've read plenty of those "I'm a seven year old girl who died and if you don't copy and paste this I will kill you at night with a chainsaw and Zamboni" messages and I'm still alive.

Wait! What's that? Oh my god! It's a small girl with a chainsaw driving a Zamboni! NOO! I've Been Murdered To Death By The Internets!

this is like a hop and a skip from being an onion clip.

remember the good old days? remember that crazy thing called EMAIL? well remember those chain letters?

Starting your news report off with a MILF is a shameless ratings grab.

This needs an "aftab" tag, by the way.

Chainletters on youtube are proportional to the amount of kids and emo people on youtube.

Sounds like a good way for the cell phone companies to make more money off texting.

Ha, some of my sister's friends pulled this on her via email when she was in 8th grade. Except I'm pretty sure instead of the 7 year old dead girl coming to kill you charade, it was the 40 year old living man coming to rape you charade. My parents weren't amused.

FORWARD THIS MEASSAGE TO 10 PEOPLL BEFORE 12AM TONIGHT OR U WILL DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1eleven

I guess these parents are the same people who reply to exiled Nigerian princes who need ,000.00 & your ssn before they can give you millions of dollars.

Meh, just use caller ID spoofing to make it come from 666 or something more creatively wet bed inducing.

From: Jig0kku_

ii am inHELL i waas mudred by my father for being impure iff you do not help me i will com e to you in your sleep and slicce your throat

you must tex t that Amanozako soon returns to walk the earth of the living and destroy those of dark heart

donot dissapoint me you have thirteen minutes to forward this to thirteen friends


Then use one of those handy dandy bulk text systems to send it to hundreds of people.

The first time you saw a chain letter was in 1997? Where did they find this butter-golem?

Whats the problem? Penty of people do the exact same thing to millions of children every day, at church.

DO U THIKN BRITNEY SPEARS IS STILL HOTT? ANSWER THIS IN 2 POSTS OR SOMETNING BAD WIL HAPPEN 2 U SOON

we need a "NEWS?" tag.

Today has clearly become the Lifetime news network...but kudos for bringing in hottie Erin Burnett.