son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash

Wait, you think this is fake? It's definitely not.

Then you're an idiot. I'm sorry to break it to you like that.

I just thought you should know, so that you can plan your life accordingly. Lots of idiots lead pretty good lives, some are even quite successful, so don't worry too much please.

Yeah I think they dubbed in the third "fuck me".

I thought this was fake when I first saw it a couple of years ago too. No need to be rude :(

Yes, both of me are drunk.