Of all cars to use why a Lincoln Continental?!

Oops, forgot that whole "physics" thing

"Aerodywhat? .. Sounds made up. Just put rockets on my car an lets git 'er done."

A Lincoln INTERContinental!!! ahahahahaha sob

For the sound track the conductor said "just blow your horns however you want."

man pilots rocket powered airbrake over river, results as predicited

Why didn't those tiny wings stabilize the car?

The best part was how it exploded just from the sheer force of antiaerodynamics of the shitty car.

That was actually more impressive than I was expecting. I didn't understand how it would work @ 1st

Papa said son you gonna drive me to drinkin if you dont stop jumping that shitty yellow lincoln.

"No, you didn't make it, and everybody's pissed."

what a maroon

"Powell was lucky. He had broken his back." Huh?

Takewithfood, that was the best use of "Git 'er done" ever. Nice job.

You break your back SEVEN TIMES and you think "what the hell, I'll just try it again"?

This is unreal. It's perfect. I love the goofy serialesque music during the attempt itself.

son you're gonna drive me to drinkin if you don't stop drivin that rocket propelled Lincoln

plop

hang on a sec, which joker put a damn parachute at the back of the car!!?

Denied.

Man, I was expecting worse from that Faces of Death synth music they used

I have seen every boring minute of every FOD and this was the only good part.

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
WEEKS OF PREPARATION
AND A TOTAL INABILITY TO ASK A HIGH SCHOOL PHYSICS STUDENT TO WORK OUT IF IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

-1 for kinda ruining the ending in the tags.

Also, why didn't 30 Gs just kill the hell out of him anyway?

Like demolition experts, car modifiers and the A-Team you just eyeball it and hope for the best.

KENNY FUCKIN' POWERS

This was nothing new, for he had suffered the same injury seven times before.