There's a bad moon on the rise.

That wolf is going to have a horrific human accent.

I saw a werewolf drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect.

Five starawoooooooooooooooos

wait, that doesnt' work at all

I remember these rednecks used to have a wolf, a couple dogs, a cow, and god knows what else living on their property. Walking by was always a funny experience. The wold would look at me and try to bark but couldn't, and instead it would do these weird short howls that mimic the dogs barking.

Then the damn cow would chime in and have to moo at me.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Just watch this, if I start howling I'll bet that everybody at the party is howling in five minutes."

I wanted to know what the wolfy was gonna say at the end. He interrupted.