He laughs now, but when it happens on the street, he cries inside.

The Japanese have a better sense of humor than I had expected.

at first glance, i thought "huge gorilla" was the tag and i thought you were a dick.

Batista was as large, on screen, as the pitcher, and he was standing all the way at the plate. Damn.

Meet the Soft Bank, meet the Soft Bank,
Step right up and greet the Soft Bank.
Bring your kiddies, bring your wife,
During the one hour of free time you have away from your soul-crushing salaryman job each month.
Because the Soft Bank are really sockin' the ball,
Sometimes an angry Dominican guy charges at them.
East side, West side, everybody's coming down,
So meet the S-O-F-T-B-A-N-K or you will bring shame upon your grandparents.

Charge!

This reminds me of the video where some Japanese television show gets a black guy to threaten rape toward a Japanese man, whereby the Japanese man quickly cowers, accepting his fate.