flawless victory

At least it was only a U-lock. I've seen these fuckers for sale at my local bicycle shops:

https://www.kryptonitelock.com/products/ProductDetail.aspx?cid =1001&scid=1002&pid=1169

I have one of those. They are awesome in every way.

"Only" a U-Lock? The one I have is like 4 pounds. What could be worse than that?

Only messengers call "others" civilians... I'm calling you out.

It's mean to hit with metal that's got less heft?

also, needs a "lockjaw" tag.

Eh, knock em down any way you can.
I really wish I knew what this was about.

*fart*

Self-defense, yo. That other dude followed him before gettin' krytonited.

Seconded. That was a weapon of opportunity. You don't pick a fight with a guy with a hammer in his hand. You'll fucking get hit with the fucking hammer. It'll fucking hurt. Same logic applies for bike locks, sports gear, hockey skates.

All five of my stars for the instant fucking submission from the white shirt guy after the first shot. He tried to look tough after, but they both knew who the bitch was.

He is holding onto a fucking bike which he could have used to pedal away from whatever the fuck is going on here, but instead of doing that, or using his fists like a man, he hit the guy with a very heavy bike lock. He engaged in a fight only because he had a significant advantage which makes him a fucking pussy, someone who is right at home at something like Critical Mass.

fuck you, he should have beat him with the bike.

he is the dominant one, and the other one has a head that hurts.

You wouldn't expect less than a quick, decisive victory from a faggot. That's very progressive of you.

Shut up.

pussy

Only assholes make a *H3* a significant part of their lives.

Fixed that for ya. asshole.

Replace bicycle or h3 with any noun and we see how silly such an insult really is.

Just so we're clear here...

Making anime a significant part of our lives = perfectly normal
Making bicycles a significant part of our lives = shameful

Only simon666 makes a bicycle a significant part of his life. Asshole.

Yeah, I use a car everyday so I guess I'm not an asshole. Phew.

Guys, you're forgetting that Caminante flies everywhere, under her own power, on a magically summoned rainbow. There's no need for bikes or SUVs or even SHOES.

5 for ROUS's comment.
Get some exercize, nerds.

Only an idiot would get on a rainbow without shoes.