Instant flashbacks to evenings clustered with the family around the ol' tube watching Star Trek at the 'WoowoowoowooWOOWOOWOO' sciencey noise.

A massage from Spock can do wonders.

Wow.

Yeah, the new Star Trek really fucked things up. Yep.

You know why it matters if he isn't really the captain. Because you only need to listen to the Captain. That's why, Sulu.

Why is Uhura white all of a sudden?

Scotty always has JUST his right hand clenched because Doohan only had four fingers on that hand. I think that's hilarious.

Also I might have to revise my opinion about most retarded episode of TOS.