I started watching Caligula and there was sodomy so I started walking away from it to get a beer and I turned and looked back at it over my shoulder and didn't turn into a pillar of salt therefore there is no god.
Wasn't it potholer who pointed out in another video that if the grand canyon was carved out in a few days, the energy released would raise the temperature of the rock and water to 20K C or some ridiculous number.
I can show you proof that what I'm telling you is based in fact quite easily; just look very closely at this ballpeen hammer I have, AAAAAAND /PROOF!!/