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I make the same face.
I make the same noises!
I have the same protective shell!
and i'm always exactly THAT bored.
I am a bouncer.
Mashedtater: I can help you with that something something sex
sug, im moved by your sheer poetry. lets do it.
I wish I could remember posting that
well it is here forever now and i will never forget it.
I attack them the same way before inserting! 1:20 ...aaaaaand he's spent.
These are clearly tortoises, you plebiscite. Needs to be in TORTOISEgory!
Man, of all the ways to learn that turtles do make noise...
That mouth vagina really is "the clencher"
I really gotta try out a new pickup line something like, "Hey baby, wanna knock shells?"
AAHHH SHELLSHOCK
oh! And then you draw attention to one hand and pretend to knock on your dick and with your other hand you knock on something else. Yes, this can work.
Snapping turtles lure in fish prey by wiggling their worm like tongue. This tortoise wants to eat my cock.
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