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Desc:Wasted porn star goes on a rampage over a lost phone. Great final words.
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Humor
Tags:cell phone, porn, meltdown, pornstar, tanner mayes
Submitted:Dr Dim
Date:07/27/09
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Comment count is 52
gotterdamm - 2009-07-27
Let's play What Was the Whore Stoned On.

My money says it was coke.
zatojones - 2009-07-27
no too slurred. probably oxy

StanleyPain - 2009-07-27
The drug could also be something called "bad acting" since this is likely faked. It's probably an extra on the DVD or something, since fakey humiliation shit is now all the rage in most mainstream porn.

CaptainJesusHood - 2009-07-28
Seriously dude? If this shit is faked send it to the Academy in an envelope marked "For Your Consideration."

Smellvin - 2009-07-27
This furthers my theory that there's just about nothing less sexy than a porn star.
mashedtater - 2009-07-28
More so when they talk.

mamiebangs - 2009-07-27
LESBIAN BUKKAKE?!?!?!



Also, klonopin, percs, and a glass of white zin.
delicatessen - 2009-07-27
Lesbian Bukkake 15. Preceded by 14 other Lesbian Bukkake prequels.

I think she was merely high on life!

Doctor Arcane - 2009-07-27
I usually don't watch lesbian porn, but now I'm curious.

Doctor Arcane - 2009-07-27
According to wiki:

Lesbian Bukkake

Lesbian bukkake is a film series where several women take turns ejaculating on one woman.[22] The behavior of Lesbian Bukkake in film is listed as one of the many that are an example of "contemporary hardcore pornography."[23] Because most women do not ejaculate during orgasm, pornographic films that purport to depict female ejaculation may actually show female orgasmic incontinence, or deliberate urination.[24][25][26][27]

Xenocide - 2009-07-27
You really need 14 prequels to explore the true depth of the lesbian bukkake saga. George Lucas insists he planned it that way from the beginning.

baleen - 2009-07-28

Actually I'd only watch the first 4 volumes if I were you. In the following titles we sort of lose interest in the trials and tribulations of the lesbians and it all becomes rather forced.

jangbones - 2009-07-27
I can't masturbate to this.
SecretJunk - 2009-07-27
You need to see it as a challenge.

Screwtape - 2009-07-27
You're not trying hard enough.

Tuan Jim - 2009-07-27
W-what?!?

Did you SEE that guy with the glasses, facial hair and sunburn?

Or the stocky guy with the sunburn?



That's it, turn in your man card. It's been revoked.

Louis Armstrong - 2009-07-28
Ah, the porn star break down. A new fetish is born.

KnowFuture - 2009-07-28
Can't...or WON'T?


rawelkij - 2009-07-27
Butthead.
millerman13 - 2009-07-27
Her parting words make this worth the 5. Why are we supposed to think that her not quitting porn is the good thing here?
Hooker - 2009-07-27
It's your opinion that porn could use less women?

Tuan Jim - 2009-07-27
Or that porn uses women.

OH SHIT.


Which reminds me: Back in college, there was an angry, angry feminist woman who set up her crusade against porn table on campus day after day in the spring.

She had a giant laminated picture of some naked chick in some uncomfortable looking bondage from what appeared to be a '70's Hustler. She also had a "PORN HURTS WOMEN" sign.

I tried to sign her petition or whatever once, mostly to give me an excuse to see what the fuck was going on at her table (many, many articles which you could not touch).

She demanded a donation if you wanted to sign.

She always wore a trenchcoat.

The End.

The Townleybomb - 2009-07-28
Did you go to school in DC? There was a very similar woman there when I was in school. Don't know if you had to pay to sign it, since she spend most of her time screaming about how horrible gay men were. Guess she shouldn't have set her stand up in Dupont....

phalsebob - 2009-07-28
Tuan, she was only angry because she wasn't filled with your dick.

cognitivedissonance - 2009-07-27
This is why I prefer the gentlemen.
snothouse - 2009-07-27
Did anyone notice "headmaster" on the door?
GoneGirl - 2009-07-28
HEADMASTER!

Riskbreaker - 2009-07-27
The pink cross people will go nuts over this.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-27
Would.
Tuan Jim - 2009-07-27
I hope she quits porn because of him, too.



Not to be all pink cross, but wtf, that is not a healthy profession and I'd rather generally see a pretty young woman make something of herself that didn't emotionally and psychologically fuck her over.



Ok, off to look up her porn vids.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-07-27
What a delightful young lady.
NineEleven - 2009-07-27
Really?? Really?? Really??
hornung - 2009-07-27
is she one of the dead ones from the other video?
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-07-28
No, but just give it some time.

ZugZug - 2009-07-27
Another fine video from THEJERKOFFZONE.COM
Camonk - 2009-07-28
As great as the video itself was, all my stars are for my favorite comments thread in weeks. Personal anecdotes, definitions, even a Lucas joke in there.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-07-28
If she had been naked during this it would have been the perfect porn for me.
mashedtater - 2009-07-28
i wish i could finish it, but i am already delighted at what i have seen.
Dr. Smooth - 2011-01-13
You mean you already came.

theraygunwing - 2012-06-19
this

oddeye - 2009-07-28
She looks so sexy when she is angry. I wish I was her bf so she could come home and have another meltdown.... while riding my penis!!

Then we could film that and the circle would be complete.
zatojones - 2009-07-28
I have a feeling that her circle will end not in angry sex but with several empty bags of meth and someone being stabbed in their sleep.

Rudy - 2009-07-28
"Who's Johnny?" she says
and slurs in her special way
"Who's Johnny?" she says
She lost her cell phone
"Who's Johnny?" she says
He said he'd fix it
You made her quit pooooorn!
revdrew - 2009-07-28
Nice.

Pillager - 2009-07-28
I wouldn't miss her.

She's too flat.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-07-31
Shut up!

Pillager - 2009-08-04
What?

I like some flesh on my women.

GeneralJameson - 2009-07-28
Too bad she was not gettin in the Cash Cab
theraygunwing - 2012-06-19
hahaha

Sammy Barnathan - 2009-07-28
It's always in the last place you look.
gorch - 2009-07-30
Well, she seems nice.
lucienpsinger - 2009-08-25
It's difficult, when she's going through the house/studio, not to imagine every possible surface encrusted in spooge.
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