Hooker - 2009-07-27
I would not pay top dollar to hear Kevin Smith's rants!
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Rum Revenge - 2009-07-27 He's probably butt hurt because, like me, he expected something good from Mr. Smith.
"Lay off the [obnoxious] 12-year-olds, 'cuz someday they will be [even more obnoxious, and this time without the excuse of naivete] 18-year-olds!"
I did like the deadpan shirt-taking-off mime, though.
"Let me help you." 8|
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futurebot - 2009-07-27 I just don't understand why 4chan thinks that the entire internet is waiting with bated breath for their painfully unfunny memes and catch-phrases, especially around here where POE says "fuck off" over and over again.
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CornOnTheCabre - 2009-07-27 i still have no idea how the internet seems to think 4chan invented "butthurt"
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splatterbabble - 2009-07-27 I've been hearing/saying butthurt since the 80s.
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rawelkij - 2009-07-27 what's all this fuss then?
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Hooker - 2009-07-27 I'm just saying, if you put what he said in text form and posted it on the Poe News, I doubt many people would bulb it. What he said is not noteworthy.
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rawelkij - 2009-07-27 That doesn't mean that Kevin Smith isn't a creepy dude who talks about aroused tweens.
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futurebot - 2009-07-27 4chan and the broader genre of awful internet nerds have popularized that term in recent years, and are under the impression that it is somehow intrinsically funny
As udderdude demonstrates, people who use the term are as a rule the internet's background noise of banality.
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William Burns - 2009-07-27 Butthurt is a term in common usage that far predates the internet. I had a teacher in junior high that used this term.
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futurebot - 2009-07-27 do you understand the distinction between "popularized" and "coined"
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Hooker - 2009-07-27 This is probably one of the dumbest fagdances on poeTV so far.
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futurebot - 2009-07-27 YOU STARTED IT, BUT I WILL END IT.
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Hooker - 2009-07-27 Well, I didn't actually start this "butthurt" stupidity.
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FABIO - 2009-07-28 The official internet ruling is that "butthurt" and "delicious tears" are almost at the point of "pirates vs ninjas" and "Chuck Norris".
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Hooker - 2009-07-28 I am making another post in this thread.
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rawelkij - 2009-07-28 You fags are probably just butthurt.
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chaos owl - 2009-07-27
FUCK YOU. I listened to the whole thing waiting to see how he was going to tie this into Mohism and it never happened.
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William Burns - 2009-07-27
Minus all stars for the mental image of Kevin Smith still sexually active in six years, creeping on teenagers.
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William Burns - 2009-07-27 Kevin Smith is talking about the moisture of some thirteen-year-olds' genitals, and how he's planning on copulating with them when he is older (and maybe dressed as a vampire.)
You five-starred this.
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ZugZug - 2009-07-27 You took a marginal section from the beginning of his gag, put it together with a marginal (albeit not pleasant) description at the end of his gag, and then come to the conclusion that he is speaking specifically about their genitals and sleeping with them when they are eighteen.
Regardless if I five starred this, you missed the point entirely.
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Pillager - 2009-07-28 Buncha candyasses.
Imagine Kevin Smith's bloated, odoriferous, planetoid form slowing gravitating toward an 18 year old Twilight fan.
What possible pick up lines would help him seduce her?
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Quad9Damage - 2009-07-28 Haven't watched this yet, but Burns' comment reminded me of something. On the Donnie Darko Director's Cut soundtrack, Kevin Smith makes a joke about his daughter having a clit ring.
I thought that was creepy enough.
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CornOnTheCabre - 2009-07-27
fuck fuck fuck fuckin fuck
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Xiphias - 2009-07-27
he wants to fuck kids
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Pillager - 2009-07-27 And you don't see the EVIL in that?
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IrishWhiskey - 2009-07-27 I'm just offended that its a bad plan. Twilight teaches young girls not to put out until they find a sufficiently emo Hot Topic douche to abuse them. Which is no help at all.
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Riskbreaker - 2009-07-27
I don't need Kevin Smith to tell me that Twilight sucks.
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Riskbreaker - 2009-07-27 Then he sucks for not stating the obvious.
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Cena_mark - 2009-07-27
Kevin Smith is dreadfully overrated. His only good movie was Clerks, and Chasing Amy really really sucked.
Now that's a Cena_mark rant.
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mamiebangs - 2009-07-27 Mallrats was funny. Ben Affleck is great at playing a skeezy douche.
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CornOnTheCabre - 2009-07-28 yeah, Mallrats was pretty much campy 90s comedy at the top of its game, and I almost prefer it to Clerks. besides that, yeah, nothing's aged particularly well.
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Nikon - 2009-07-27
Heh heh.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-07-27
Meh.
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StanleyPain - 2009-07-27
This coming from a guy who desperately tried to re-establish his cred and fanbase by taking his only truly original, independent movie and make a cheap, sell-out, Hollywood-style sequel.
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chairsforcheap - 2009-07-27
i think you need access to the hadron particle collider to get to a level of anti-matter that is kevin smith multiplied by twilight
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BHWW - 2009-07-27
I'm not a big fan of Kevin Smith's incredibly shitty movies, but I'd pay top dollar to hear him scream as he's pelted with paintballs.
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spikestoyiu - 2009-07-27
King of the Beardos shoots fish in a barrell.
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Camonk - 2009-07-28
"My dialogue was better, I assure you."
You know, Kevin, I've seen a few of your movies, so I feel that I have sufficient evidence to doubt that statement utterly.
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FABIO - 2009-07-28
Actually, you DO pay top dollar to hear his rants.
He charges well into five figures to speak at schools. Five figures out of the student activity budget.
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Meatsack Jones - 2009-07-28
I dectect much Cheeto-Beard rage in these votes.
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Hooker - 2009-07-28 LEAVE KEVIN SMITH ALOOOOOONEEEE!
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Grace Mugabe - 2009-07-28
How can someone be so consistently funny in real life and yet make such terrible movies?
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Louis Armstrong - 2009-07-28 uh....ACTING!!! or Dante hicks being your lead.
Idunno...
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The Faghorn - 2009-07-29
IT IS A FAT
RUN BEFORE THE EAT ATTACK STARTS
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Mormon - 2009-07-30
the chick gets on a bike and shit they jump on bikes and race off and shit she wrecks on a rock and shit saw rob pattinson and shit wolfboy runs over and shit bounce a quarter off his pecs and shit
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APE_GOD - 2010-03-27
These late comer comments are the best thing in this entry.
Sorry I had to break the streak :\
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ashtar. - 2011-02-28
I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT KEVIN SMITH!!!
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