This man channels Lewis Carrol.

These things are great. I've had to use them many times when operating nofer trunnions.

Tell someone that you want one of these for your birthday.

"Well, now that we know how it works..."

What makes me feel guilty is that this how regular technology is to the baffled. We should take care of the technologically impaired people in our lives who drive with warning lights on or manage to download browser toolbars without blinking.

Or, you know, laugh like the bastards that we are.

If I ran an auto shop I would make every new employee watch this, telling them they would be quizzed on it at the end.

"You will be directed to run a series of tests that will increase the billable hours for the service department, but serve no other useful function."

They did an abrupt shift from bullshit to brutal honesty right at the end there didn't they?

"It's a simple head code. Anyone can catch it"

The UP end of the gramulator? MotherFUCKER. Well that makes sense.

"All other faults should be treated as if they do not exist."

I can't wait to diagnose an ash tray!

This is what it sounds like when I try to explain greek derivative options.

dingle arm

"Refer to the turbo encabulator diagnostic procedures and songbook."

I can't believe "modial interaction of magneto reluctance" isn't a linked tag.