Do be do, do be do, do be do...

HE WUS BORN IN MOHMBASSA AFURCA!!!

For one thing you're wearing an aluminum hat.
How could they spy on your brain?

Obama stole the spear of destiny, that's what.

I thought it was he found the arc.

That's my favorite part of the birther conspiracy. They think this is either an elaborite conspiracy going back almost 50 years to fake a child's birth on US soil and then eventually have him win the presidency, or someone with a time machine planted the birth announcement in the Hawaian newspaper.

My favorite part is that even if they were right, and succeeded in proving this whole conspiracy, he's still qualified to be President. Numerous past Presidential candidates were born outside the country, including Barry Goldwater and John McCain. As long as his mother was a US citizen, he's set.

Newspaper reports in Hawai'i were/are supplied by the Dept. of Health. So, if it were a fake, the Obamas would have had an inside man at the Dept. of Health and/or the newspapers themselves.

But hey, keep it up!

My favorite part is that they never explain WHY he would have been born in Kenya, since his mother was a poor American college student and the father was the only one with any Kenyan ties and any reason to be in Kenya. Are birthers not aware that men can't carry babies? Or do they think that Ann Dunham, already an American citizen living in America, decided to fly all the way to Kenya to have her kid, even though her EVIL SCHEME required him to be born here?

I just love that people think you can go to Hawaii and get a birth certificate any time you want. When you get off the plane you get a lei, a bowl of poi and a certificate of live birth - ALOHA MAINLANDER!

Of course, its not like they needed the internet last time, when the Clintons entered office and the right accused them of killing Vince Foster, running drug cartels, being Chinese agents, etc.

What? It takes ? Uh oh. What happens when they find out I've been doing it free?

Not being dead probably helps.