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The best part is the bamboo "Donk!" when Kirk's ass hits the ground.
Nice drop-kick there captain!
I was completely caught off guard by that.
Oh my god. That was an attempt at a butt-bump, wasn't it? I was ready to make a KIRK BY ARMBAR joke, but the butt-bump just floored me.
the 0:19 move and it didn't look like his uniform got torn as it usually does in these
This was the best take. Out of how many, I wonder.
There were 95 takes, and THIS was the best one!
When we had rumbles in elementary school I always tried to fight Kirk style. Not very successful. Just once I wanted to punch someone in the jaw and hear the sound of a ham being hit with a pipe. Real fights need better foley.
Did you give 'em the ol' double-fist swing to the back?
I tried that once and it really hurt my fingers. Better to wrap one hand around/over the other.
I like Kirk. Real captains don't use phasers or call for security.
5 Just for the "donk" sound at 0:19.
So, instead of a metal plate, the captain has a wooden patch in his butt.
It's the future, so it's a living piece of wood that heals itself anytime Kirk gets shot in the butt.
Plant both feet on the wall and hit him with your ass.
Anytime someone in a fight uses their ass as a weapon, that fight is over and they've won.
Television never got any better. EVER.
This is why Scotty never got into fights. James Doohan could have killed someone with his ass.
All Kirk had to do was kick him in the head and the fight would have been over. But James T. Kirk went for the gusto.
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