twitter people are pathetic

I can't help but think this video would have been greatly improved if it had been Bob Saget.

if this were Fallout3 they'd ALL be dead by now

^^^


Give 'em time.

That kind of inspired stupidity doesn't stick around for long.

Twittering is irritating, but that is sort of what happens if you've been living in a major city for a long time.

Case in point: My apartment has been broken into three times, I've witnessed two of my neighbors over five years mugged and had to step over their blood. A Polish man froze to death on my doorstep.
Last year four guys were murdered on my block in one day.

Taking baleen's replies out of context makes it seem like he's lumping Twitter with crime and death in the big city.

Can I transfer my stars to you for that? Because my "America's Funniest Home Videos" reference wasn't all that funny to begin with.

Most of my posts are meant to be interchangeable discourses on the nature of meaning.

Well, we share that much in common.

Whilst we're showing off about Big City things, about the most exciting* thing I've done is ask if a chair's taken in a bar and ended up accidentally sitting with a genuine, real life pimp with his hoes, enjoying a bottle of champaign in an ice bucket.

These sort of faux pas, one way or another, seem to get you noticed.

*replace exciting with something more in line with 'slightly surprising.'

Baleen I don't know what the hell city you live in but you need to move to the other side of it.

This would not be the most exciting thing an urban city dweller ever sees, but it's probably the most entertaining thing they've seen months. City dwellers appreciate free entertainment.

I've seen an SUV randomly catch fire and burn. It was entertaining.

who, of course, used signposts and manhole covers to fight back, while a nearby family walked by dispassionately regarding the situation as normal

Did you miss the razor wire fence?