Haunting.

Holy shit he is actually doing this.

every part of this back and forth has been amazing internet. I will sadly probably remember this for years.

Each artistic medium must find the moment that it has matured from mere communication to sublime expression of the human condition.

This is that moment for the Internet.

I must deduct one star for the fact that his twang is a little bit too strong. It stands out against an otherwise masterful impersonation.

Having deducted that one star, 499,999 remain.

Delusions of adequacy.

This may be the evilest thing to happen to Chris-Chan yet.

There's even a line about an inflatable date!

You guys know Chris is in on the whole joke at this point, right? He's joined forces with the trolls. Almost everything coming out of his mouth at this point, the trolls told him to say. For serious.

He's going to get some kind of award.

This man and is work get 5 stars.