I especially like the part where she talks like a black person on television.

Wait actually I might like all of the parts equally.

I love how we're all the same!

Should be cast in a remake of A Woman Under the Influence.

At the Ribaldry Room. I'd go to a comedy club called that.

or some other recent reference

I went into this one blind and was pleasantly surprised.

I want to have her babies.

White people all look the same to me.