cat

He needs a rag on a stick for that.

is that a paw or a fifth appendage?

I think we should be hearing loud, wheezing rasps.

This is obviously a metaphor for our generation.

There was a cheeto in that ear.

According to the blog:
The cats name is Bug. Last time the cat was weighed he was 10kg (22 pounds). He got really large after being neutered.

Fat Cat theme music.

That can't be healthy.

*wiggle wiggle wiggle*

FATegory

Don't just stand there taping me -- make with the scratching

That cat becomes self-aware at 0:12

Too many late night runs to the fridge for "Wanda's Macaroni Salad"

I couldn't stop laughing at this. My fiance said it was "sad" and that I shouldn't laugh. I don't think we're going to make it.

Let's just hope it never gets ear mites

Tummy so big. Leg so short.

I like how surprised the cat looks, like it wasn't that fat an hour or so ago. "What the fuck? Put down that guitar and help me figure this shit out."

I've always joked that one of these days I'll end up getting fat and laying on my stomach with my arms and legs paddling in the air but I never imagined I'd actually see it.

awesome. perfect.