Swing shift is going to be even pissier, as swing shift generally consists of halfheartedly explaining the day shift's bullshit to the night shift hard arses. Who are pissed off to begin with, it being night shift and all.
All my stars go to the unbridled joy of the workers, though. This is the best thing to ever happen in that warehouse, EVER.
There is no way to explain this in a way that doesn't make you look like an idiot.
"yeah hoss, there was an earthquake, didn't you see it on the news?"