These stars go to the last 2 seconds. Well thank god my brain was hurting thinking about it.

Then what kind of inventor are you?

"if you have a hexagonal penis, get it"

Finally, a masturbation device for the rest of us!

This is whats mounted to the center of Darth Vader's regeneration sphere.

Hey Cap'n! You did build one!

People who play with Legos that are older than 13 and don't work at Lego land scare me.

So do certain kinds of crickets.

All five for the first comment on the website.

"Sex doll, math me a sandwich!"

I love Legos. They are like a thousand toys in one.

Sell it to Chris-Chan

If you'll all excuse me, I have to get to Toys R Us before they close.

Lego Does Dallas

A pioneer in the field of objectophilia.