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StanleyPain - 2009-08-13

It's bits and pieces of other movies pieces together with bits and pieces of other screenplays to make a movie-shaped product.


Riskbreaker - 2009-08-13

Also, the director and co-writer has worked doing visual effects, nothing more.


BOOSH - 2009-08-13

why THE HELL would you make a 5 minute red band trailer

what's the point


lieutenant halfabeef - 2009-08-13

I refuse to believe Christopher Walken was too busy to do this obvious Prophecy sequel.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-13

Sir, I saw no mutant bears in this movie.


Robert DeNegro - 2009-08-13

Ya know. The trailer actually looks good. This is gonna bite.


CaptainJesusHood - 2009-08-13

Started laughing when the ice cream man did the Mummy-scream and didn't stop til the trailer was over. Fantastic! This is a spoof, right?


Comeuppance - 2009-08-13

5 stars of conspicuously dodgy CGI and hamhanded attempts at suspense/horror.

I kept waiting for it to say "A SyFy channel original movie."


socialist_hentai - 2009-08-13

So it's like dogma...? only serious >:|


Camonk - 2009-08-13

I don't think I've ever said anything as insane as what I'm about to say: This looks worse than Dogma.


Comeuppance - 2009-08-13

Hey, Dogma was a good movie.

When I was 12.


facek - 2009-08-13

IT'S A SHIT DEMON!


Sundry - 2009-08-13

"The following preview has been approved for MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY by the..."

I don't feel language fits reality here.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-13

Hey, you know what our senseless, derivative action movie needs? Gratuitous, self-conscious swearing.

Actually, the original script called for a lot more swearing, but the homeroom teacher confiscated that one before they could finish it.


Camonk - 2009-08-13

Guys watch out that ice cream truck is loaded with foreboding! Also sinister juxtaposition! Oh crap. They didn't listen.

Tell me that's not Paul Bettany as the whatever angel or whatever there.


CornOnTheCabre - 2009-08-13

whoa, God turned into a real prick


Louis Armstrong - 2009-08-13

First with floods and fiery skies, then with cancer and viral hemeragic fevers, god has always been a prick.

Five for evil angels.


duck&cover - 2009-08-13

Is this based on a video game?


duck&cover - 2009-08-14

Also:

Spidergran, Spidergran
Does what a spider can!

Is she strong?
Listen, bud
She's got menopausal blood!

Oh yeahhh,
Here comes the Spidergran!


Innocent Bystander - 2009-08-13

Legion? More like... crap!


Chizmurder - 2009-08-13

This movie just looks like a big mess.

Sounds like they should just kill the fucking baby.


Monkey Napoleon - 2009-08-13

Five stars for the trailer and five stars for the growing number of posters who completely do not understand the rating system.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-08-13

Five stars for a big budget movie where God is trying to fuck everyone over.


MovieCritic - 2009-08-13

I think its more that god doesn't really give a shit in this one.

Which is something I'd believe.


giygusattack - 2009-08-13

I just wish that movie was Preacher. : (


charmlessman - 2009-08-13

It's Nanageddon!!


zerobackup - 2009-08-14

Any action movie with Tyrese is bound t be great, right guys? Good, now that I saw a 5 minute trailer surely containing all of the good parts of the film, I don't need to watch the actual film and find out what a terrible mess this is going to be.


Chalkdust - 2011-05-08

Dear god this movie was awful. Fortunately I saw it with friends for express purpose of seeing how awful it would be and to make fun of it for its duration.


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