You know what? Harpooning the fucking things is too easy! I want a challenge! Get me a rocket-propelled net! While you're at it, get me the two worst Popeye impersonators you can find to operate it!

Needs a "Horrible Cartoon Infinity" tag.

I want to say I remember this...but somehow...no.

Wikipedia says this had five seasons.

FIVE.

I'm assuming this is Canadian.

Oh, fuck you.

If they were planning to use ropes, and remove the tusks while leaving the elephant alive, those were the good guys, Widget.

Widget nearly dying by natural selection while trying to save nature from nature is awesome. Naive fucking aliens.

doesn't widget's home planet have problems of its own?

Fuck you Widget! I don't come to your planet and slap the dick outta your mouth, much.

So, Beast Boy + The Great Gazoo + Purple = Widget.

I grew up outside of Portland Oregon and I remember watching this on Saturday mornings with other cartoons like Captain Planet.
I remember it being way better than what I just watched however...

I...had never heard of this before and I thought I heard of every crappy cartoon from that era.