Spider-Man Defeats His Foes With Ventriloquism.

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Hooper_X

- 2009-08-14

Their actions are so poorly conveyed.

(Also, why does a 15 year old nerd from Queens sound like Adam West? I am so confused.)

DerangedGoblin - 2009-08-14

At the end, how does that work? He never changes web. He just wiggles away on that one. Is it attached to a blimp?

Xenocide

- 2009-08-14

I have the advantage, Spider-Man! I can see you, but you can't see me! All you can do is pinpoint my exact location based on how loud I'm yelling and the way I keep waving this highly visible gun around! My plan is flawless!

Sputum

- 2009-08-14

You have to admit it though, as far as supervillians go, "Invisible guy with a gun" is a pretty good shtick.

Hooker

- 2009-08-14

So is the invisible guy walking around naked?

chumbucket

- 2009-08-14

spidey didn't feel much like fighting today

Document

- 2009-08-14

5 stars for Jameson rocking the Hitlerstache.

Also: floating gun. I don't know why I found it so funny, but goddamn. Floating gun.

ADnova

- 2009-08-14

5 stars for the midair web bat. They just don't make weapons like that any more.

Camonk

- 2009-08-14

Spiderman's been cribbing heavily from Green Lantern lately.

infinite zest

- 2009-08-14

Poll: which is more mindnumbingly nonfuckingsensical: These cartoons from the 60s or the Japanese video games from the early 90s?

Document - 2009-08-14

Answer: the Dutch dubs of these cartoons from the 60's.

Hooper_X - 2009-08-14

These cartoons - they were at least implicitly overseen by actual Marvel production staffers, whereas with the video games you've got a bunch of Japanese dudes sticking their dicks into the mix, which produces an almost expected degree of "bwuh?"

Timothy A. Bear

- 2009-08-14

'Dr. Noah Body' is John Cale.

Rudy

- 2009-08-14

So the original Goblin Glider sounded like somebody making fart noises with their mouth?

Good to know.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2009-08-14

Actually, the 'invisible' foe is Gunno, the Living Gun. He simply fooled Spiderman with his equally amazing ventriloquism and his ability to rapidly sculpt webbing into a human shape with his mind.

Also, his mind is actually a bullet.

Camonk - 2009-08-14

But not a dum-dum one would surmise.

Document - 2009-08-14

Then what the fuck was going on when Gunno's hammer pulled back?

Oh jesus.

Bort

- 2009-08-14

Their groins go "boooiiing", the way Kirk's ass goes "donk".

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