lol swearing in the title thats gonna hurt the goo, lol swearing in the title thats gonna hurt the goo

for this and for sheer fucking insanity, 5.

Best console of all time.

this game is far and away easier to understand than Indiana Jones or E.T.. It took two crappy joysticks to control Indy and neither of them worked wortha shit!

This game rocked. Lex Luthor (with the propellor) and five thugs have blown up the Metropolis Bridge, so your job is to put the three pieces of the bridge back in place, throw all the thugs in jail, change back into Clark Kent and go to work.

If a kryptonite satellite touches you, you lose your powers (except for telescopic vision) until Lois Lane touches you.

A helicopter sometimes grabs Lois by the hair and drags her around.

A system of subways allows you to take shortcuts from one part of town to another, and when I say "shortcuts" I mean "get completely lost".

This horrible noise made my cat freak out.

Superman the game, as seen through the eyes of a PCP addict.

Well it's still better than Superman 64

Even at the dawn of time, Superman games sucked shit.

OK, after watching 3 minutes of that, here's what I think is going on.

Superman flies through Metropolis, where there are levels to the city. If you fly too high or too low, you just go to the next level.

He has to grab villains and put them in a cheese grater in the side of a building. Or maybe it's a sewer grate.

He has to grab women and put them in the dumb-waiter.

Every now and then, a greenish-yellow M gets stuck to him.

Am I on the mark?

oh god my ears