Y.T. says 5 for this.

..and yet my Snow Crash reference a couple weeks ago in the 'End of the Matrix Online' video went unnoticed :(

Yup ... well the point that the other guy was trying to control the hilt of his sword anyway.

Yeah this is that faggy "historical" fencing. When in history did anyone think it was a good idea to block/grab a sword with your hand?

Never.

The nerds that do this just don't have the upper body strength to use the sword properly.

any white person who has touched a sword anytime from like 1900 on is a faggot

Black dudes with swords are okay as long as they use them to hunt blackulas.

I use a machete to clear brush. : (

i bet the used to kick each other in the balls back then too

Machetes, kukris, and bolo knives of course, technically count as knives rather than swords, so you're safe.

It's cute that you think there's non-faggot fencing.

Axes, hammers, and spears are okay though for the white man.

Someone please make an alternative style of fencing where hulking warriors in plate mail club each other into submission with MMA and leather-wrapped claymores and battle axes.

Syd, it is called the SCA, and it is off the scale so far past the scale that simple pejoratives like "faggotry" cannot begin to encompass it.

Oh, and five stars for what I'l probably do in that situation as well.

The SCA doesn't do submission fighting. If you want that, you need to go with a group like the Tuchux.

There's always that Dog Brothers shit.

5 stars for this thread.

I think the video's fake.

Louis, don't forget the ever-popular stick with a spikey ball and chain!