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I once had a cop who looked like Bill Paxton go into full-fledged Hudson mode on me because I had to break into my own house. Now, imagine if Steven Seagal comes after you. "DID YOU THROW THIS FUCKIN' PUPPY OUT THE WINDOW?"
Steven Segal: Go change your panties.
Last time a Steven Seagal video turned up on POETV everyone started telling stories about what a douchebag he is in real life. We should probably do that again.
Steven Seagal raped my dog. It was horrible.
See, it would've been more interesting if your dog raped Steven Seagal. Flipping the script shit, y'know? That's where the money is.
Steven Seagal flipped my script, if you know what I mean. He did say there was money involved, but that was a lie.
2-3 days ago, already here
Definitely a recent dupe.
"This is not a joke!" Yes... Yes it is...
I know this is a dupe, but this time on watching it I imagined myself running down the street from Steven Seagal with a color television set from 1973 in my arms and he's chasing me with his little hand all flipping around in a circle.
So nice we linked it twice.
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