I tipped the scales and unleashed this...uh...this...I don't know either. BUT I TIPPED TEH SCAL3S!

"Run, Fish! You're NOT getting away!"

YES

fucking incredible

I'd like to think that the sun in the final shot is the same sun that shines down upon the teletubbies.

I...
What....
Uh....
Baby head?...
The sun is a baby. Does this mean that this takes place in the same world as TeleTubbies?

They're extremely close in an ambiguous way.

Just when you think it couldn't get worse, he takes his pants off...

Mario cart, Sigfried and Roy edition.

flawless victory

I get it.

The first part is like the Matrix meets Tom of Finland, and then...baby head with warp capabilities.

LSD + animation student = this...this...whatever this was

Hell is that music. And you, tied down and spread eagled at the end of the road.

The next Cho Aniki game is looking pretty good.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Transcendent.

!

When did the muscle march game get even better!?

I demand this be optioned for Hollywood.

"That's not sane."

Well...well, shit.

In a better universe this would be more popular than Halo.

good gravy.

STEAMROLLER DRIFTING.

It keeps getting better.

Indeed.

oh my

That's what I'M sayin'.

That's so "jock who can complete a pass but not a sentence"

What will happen?

Something wonderful.

We must find the man who made this and make him our new god.

0:20 is how you drive a stick.

Whether self-aware or sincere, this is one of the internet's greatest achievements.

this is wonderful.

This is a thing of beauty.

fffffffffff

This could easily work as a miniseries.

Eat homo-cannon, you drifty little steamroller.

I want to know why this was made.

Is the music composed entirely of dog barks?

Terrifying baby-head sun?

Pulse-cannon pubic appendage?

Truly, Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend poses more questions than it answers.

This is so

Homosexuals lead such interesting lives. Where do I sign up?

Youtube related videos. Youtube related videos!

Internet's over. Pack it in and hit the showers.

The next time a graphic design college makes a commercial, they better use this.

world just became gayer, and there's nothing you can do about it.

*moves paw towards cock*

That's so "Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend"

I...
Well...
uh...

Like ... WHOA!

I think I'm gay now.

This is why the gays shouldn't raise babies.

...and then things got weird.

And Jimmy's vote makes it an even 40. Shine on, you crazy internet!

MAN-SEGWAY

Wonder Twins! Form of..gay wheel!

In Stores Now.

Uh.

Yeah.

I divided by zero and

I don't know how I missed this. But wow.

MANCYCLE

There's a message here...But I'm pretty sure it doesn't apply to me

The internet was made for this.

Well.

I think my mind was just molested

I think I enjoyed it

This must be what drugs feel like.

I'm not feeling drowsiness watching this video, btw. Confusion and terror, yes. Drowsiness, not so much.

Those are just some cool bros hanging out and having a good time, whats everyone getting so confused about?

I don't want to investigate the feelings this called up in my soul. So I'm just going to briefly mention how I didn't know you could drift a bulldozer. That's awesome.

PS: I almost don't want to favorite it, because it's been favorited 69 times, currently...

Uh.. Yeah

I'd buy that for a dollar

I almost stopped watching 30 seconds in. The joy I feel for not listening to the little voice in my head, cannot be described.

THIS IS WHAT HOMOSEXUALS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

that's is one of most stupid things i ever watched in my life ... 87 fav? oh men, oops, ohh gays that's the end of the world