You have to be really stupid to go to a Mets game with any sort of phillies gear on and vice versa. The hatred between these teams is legendary. The games I've been at if a guy has phillies shit on he usually gets crap thrown on him. You are sort of looking to knock some heads if you test the waters in such a way. Especially now that they are doing so terribly and everybody in our offense is injured and even Santana is fucking hurt. I can guarantee you that these guys probably did not fair well in the parking lot. Mets fans feel abandoned by the Gods and are experiencing a thoroughly depressing statistical anomaly right now.

I would probably fuck with these guys too.

So you're saying that baseball fans are retards who've escaped their handlers.

No, I'm saying that baseball is a aesthetically beautiful game that brings people together and sometimes when you're drunk you can get kind of carried away especially when meathead rivals from Philadelphia, which has one of the most violent fanbases in the country for both football and baseball, come to your city to piss on your face.

The Mets lost on an unassisted triple play today. First one to finish a game since 1927.

So basically yes that's what baleen was saying.

Unlike an Oakland Raiders home game where if you are wearing anything that is not black and silver you will get stabbed.

I love the phrase "aesthetically beautiful"
I am going to be thoughtfully mindful in the future of it.

"We will pour beer on you and then punch you out for making us waste our beer" really needs to be our new tourism slogan.

-1 for this not just being just the slurry slow replay, though.

i like that. it sums up something great.

a cheap camera?

sports.

And they're allowed to dance a round or two before the fight gets broken up. That poor Mets guy woulda got mauled.

Also, I would not have been surprised had that actually been Darryl Strawberry.

In the South, we fight over REAL sports issues, like whether or not Dale Junior is better than Jimmie Johnson (he isn't).

fuh - cility